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robriguez · 09-17-2012, 11:23 PM

I think Id take the 9, finance a couple more and leave the wife.

arizonawarrior · 11-20-2012, 02:52 AM

Ahhh, another year . . . it's almost time to trot this one out again!

Quote:

Originally Posted by pontor

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,
"I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".

"Dad, what are you talking about?'" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her".

Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like **** they're getting divorced", she shouts, "I'll take care of this".

She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Done! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way."

Doc S · 11-20-2012, 03:07 PM

What side of the chicken has the most feathers?

The outside...

God Bless,
Doc S

warriorguy · 11-20-2012, 04:58 PM

When the **** hits the fan you are going to wish you had some guns and that is no joke.

Shag · 11-20-2012, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warriorguy

When the **** hits the fan you are going to wish you had some guns and that is no joke.

Not smoking your regular brand of crack today?

Sherriism · 11-20-2012, 07:34 PM

If a motorcyclist runs into a woman, who is to blame?

The motorcyclist is. He shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen?

Jbat · 11-20-2012, 07:38 PM

a young daughter walks up to her mom and asks "mom, why am I named daisy?"

mom says "when you were born I was holding you and a daisy petal fell on your forehead, so we named you daisy."

daughter says "ok" and walks off.

different daughter walks up to mom and asks "mom, why am I named rose?"

mom replys "when you were born I was holding you and a rose petal fell on your forehead, so we named you rose."

daughter says "ok" and walks off.

Third daughter walks up to mom and says "as;ldkjmmmmeiuoiuuuuoiwenfonoikd!"

mom replies "shutup Cinderblock!"......

wyomingwarrior · 11-20-2012, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherriism

if a motorcyclist runs into a woman, who is to blame?

The motorcyclist is. He shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen?

:d

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!!!

wyomingwarrior · 11-20-2012, 07:45 PM

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Hand her a shovel and kick her out the door

wyomingwarrior · 11-20-2012, 07:46 PM

Why are wedding dressing white?

To match the rest of the kitchen appliances

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Jbat Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: temporarily--Monterey, CA Posts: 2,192	a young daughter walks up to her mom and asks "mom, why am I named daisy?" mom says "when you were born I was holding you and a daisy petal fell on your forehead, so we named you daisy." daughter says "ok" and walks off. different daughter walks up to mom and asks "mom, why am I named rose?" mom replys "when you were born I was holding you and a rose petal fell on your forehead, so we named you rose." daughter says "ok" and walks off. Third daughter walks up to mom and says "as;ldkjmmmmeiuoiuuuuoiwenfonoikd!" mom replies "shutup Cinderblock!"...... __________________ "life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "wow! what a ride!" I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I'm gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames-Jim Morrison

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