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11-15-2012, 08:24 AM
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A bit of fun
seems that was not well taken so i will try this one.
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. "Do you have health insurance?" she asked. "No," he replied. The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?" He replied, "No money in the bank." "Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun. He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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11-15-2012, 08:54 AM
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Though ultimately decided by personal taste, the extent to which a person will find something humorous depends upon a host of variables, including geographical location, culture, maturity, level of education, intelligence and context.
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11-15-2012, 08:54 AM
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fucking hilarious
 next time you think something like this is funny just keep it to yourself
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11-15-2012, 08:56 AM
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"life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "wow! what a ride!"  I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I'm gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames-Jim Morrison |
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11-15-2012, 08:57 AM
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Hmmmm
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"life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "wow! what a ride!" I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I'm gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames-Jim Morrison Last edited by Jbat; 11-15-2012 at 09:11 AM. |
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11-15-2012, 09:16 AM
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Its all good however I refuse to cooperate with some pronunciations & definitions.
I will still refer to aluminum as aluminum, not Al-A-loom-in-um. Boot = foot wear not car trunk. Bonnet = female head gear not car hood. Drop top = something one hopes for during a date. Lump is something you leave in the toilet, its not the engine. Bits are what is left after shredding something, not parts. Fiddly = PITA 4 PM = pee time, smoke break. What the he-ll is a crumpet? Is a trumpet that has been run over & crumpled? Did some guy named Bob start the police force so you now call cops Bobbies?
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11-15-2012, 09:23 AM
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Quote:
robert peel (i.e. bob bobbies) how do you describe a crumpet it's a soft cake sort of thing thats covered in butter and jam and is great with a cuppa. love it
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11-15-2012, 09:28 AM
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Crumpets are generally circular roughly 7 cm in diameter and roughly 2 cm thick. Their shape comes from being restrained in the pan/griddle by a shallow ring. They have a characteristic flat top with many small pores and a chewy and spongy texture. They may be cooked until ready to eat warm from the pan, but are frequently left slightly undercooked so that they may be cooled and stored before being eaten freshly toasted.
i had to find a better way of describing one.
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