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joeysmith · 11-15-2012, 10:55 AM

Ok my wife is a big twilight fan . So I got her a marathon special for the movie . All five from the first one to the new one comein out at midnight tonight so I will be in the movie from noon today to 230 in the morning so plz help keep me entertain me as I am there plz help

twicechosen · 11-15-2012, 10:59 AM

Lots of popcorn and large drinks. Them scream I gotta go to the bathroom, do this repeatedly. Somewhere in the move get a cramp in your calf muscle, have to walk it off outside. Then 'fake' a phone call, have to go out to answer. Sniff through the 'chick romantic parts'. Laugh when she laughs. Place an ear phone in your ear away from her and listen to music on the ipod or phone. Wear sunglasses and take a nap, watch out for snoring.

Bottom line hold her hand, give her a tissue, and tell her you love her during the times SHE sees as romantic. Otherwise, you are in for a long long day.

MAN DOWN!

joeysmith · 11-15-2012, 11:20 AM

Don't let him fool u, he doesn't mind these movies. I have already told him if he wants to leave go...I will save his place.

joeysmith · 11-15-2012, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by twicechosen

Lots of popcorn and large drinks. Them scream I gotta go to the bathroom, do this repeatedly. Somewhere in the move get a cramp in your calf muscle, have to walk it off outside. Then 'fake' a phone call, have to go out to answer. Sniff through the 'chick romantic parts'. Laugh when she laughs. Place an ear phone in your ear away from her and listen to music on the ipod or phone. Wear sunglasses and take a nap, watch out for snoring.

Bottom line hold her hand, give her a tissue, and tell her you love her during the times SHE sees as romantic. Otherwise, you are in for a long long day.

MAN DOWN!

I am lmfao and my wife just sead you must be a smart man have u done this before lol

californiacruiser · 11-15-2012, 11:38 AM

God I hope that theater sells beer. I think I would rather go to the dentist, doctor, court, prison...well, you get the idea.

Steeda · 11-15-2012, 11:44 AM

Joey- you can do it!

( i couldn't sit that long though, my ADD would kick in big time)

On a side note- that was nice thinking... a cool gift.

joeysmith · 11-15-2012, 11:46 AM

It is a cinema movie grill. We like it cuz there is alcohol

californiacruiser · 11-15-2012, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by joeysmith

It is a cinema movie grill. We like it cuz there is alcohol

Ok, then you just might live through it.

joeysmith · 11-15-2012, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by californiacruiser

Ok, then you just might live through it.

Hey its 5 o'clock somewhere. and in our case its all day

twicechosen · 11-15-2012, 12:12 PM

Have been married to the same woman now for 34.4 years! I have learned a lot over those years. That's why I wear my hair the way I do to hide the scars from before I learned to duck~

11-15-2012, 10:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
joeysmith Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: mesquite texas Posts: 592	omg help me Ok my wife is a big twilight fan . So I got her a marathon special for the movie . All five from the first one to the new one comein out at midnight tonight so I will be in the movie from noon today to 230 in the morning so plz help keep me entertain me as I am there plz help __________________

11-15-2012, 10:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
twicechosen Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Berea, KY Posts: 388	Lots of popcorn and large drinks. Them scream I gotta go to the bathroom, do this repeatedly. Somewhere in the move get a cramp in your calf muscle, have to walk it off outside. Then 'fake' a phone call, have to go out to answer. Sniff through the 'chick romantic parts'. Laugh when she laughs. Place an ear phone in your ear away from her and listen to music on the ipod or phone. Wear sunglasses and take a nap, watch out for snoring. Bottom line hold her hand, give her a tissue, and tell her you love her during the times SHE sees as romantic. Otherwise, you are in for a long long day. MAN DOWN! __________________ Yep that's just the way it is! Stay in the word! Member 24379

11-15-2012, 11:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
joeysmith Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: mesquite texas Posts: 592	Don't let him fool u, he doesn't mind these movies. I have already told him if he wants to leave go...I will save his place. __________________

11-15-2012, 11:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
californiacruiser Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 2,517	God I hope that theater sells beer. I think I would rather go to the dentist, doctor, court, prison...well, you get the idea. __________________ "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein Warrior Brothers World Wide Map Member #3,925. Woo Hoo!!

11-15-2012, 11:44 AM	#6 (permalink)
Steeda Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Central Connecticut Posts: 503	Joey- you can do it! ( i couldn't sit that long though, my ADD would kick in big time) On a side note- that was nice thinking... a cool gift. __________________ "These bikes sound like pennies in a blender at idle" - Newwarorder PC III--Speed* --V-BAK--Coil Clean Up PC bars, Headlight ring, Custom world Backrest 06 Midnight Bike history: 1980 GS550, Yamaha Seca 2, Yamaha YZF600R, Honda VTX1300-

11-15-2012, 11:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
joeysmith Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: mesquite texas Posts: 592	It is a cinema movie grill. We like it cuz there is alcohol __________________

11-15-2012, 12:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
twicechosen Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Berea, KY Posts: 388	Have been married to the same woman now for 34.4 years! I have learned a lot over those years. That's why I wear my hair the way I do to hide the scars from before I learned to duck~ __________________ Yep that's just the way it is! Stay in the word! Member 24379

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