That totally sucks. You don't need her. Tell her like I told my girl. "You need to learn to ride 'cause I don't double".
Relationships are totally difficult. I can barely keep mine together and I am on 60mg of Prozac a day. The issues that we have aren't bike related though. I taught her how to ride, now she tries to race me! HA! Eat dust be'atch! /emoticons/emotion-1.gif

 

****...
I know what you are talking about church, feeling lucky the next day that is.

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My wife won't even get on my ride! After your story, I'm feeling pretty good about that!

 

My wife won't ride with me either, not even on my "old mans" honda shadow ace 1100. So I would make room for 105 lb. young one!!
FLASHWARRIOR.

 

The only reason I can possible think of to ride two up is to get a new babe to grab hold. Other than that, for me it's a solo sport.

DNACK

 

church i thought you were taking viagra[/emoticons/emotion-2.gif]
solo seat is the way to go[8D]. i'd have to make a new seat just to do two up anyway and it aint worth the hassle. ask your sweetie if you can use her new harley shirt to clean the **** off your pipe the next time you ride together. ... and by the way, did she put out[/emoticons/emotion-4.gif]

 

all the other obvious stuff aside, if I ever take anybody with me that asks me to buy them a Harley shirt, walks home. In the last several years saying, get off, get out, get lost has become increasingly easy. The older I get the lower my stupidity tolerance level becomes. The best part is, I don't lose a seconds sleep feeling bad about it either. **** life is getting good

 

a what shirt?It never ceases to amaze me at the general opinion of the uninitiated and ignorant masses.so many (and in particular us yuppies)out there today will buy the bikes and the clothes and the crap just to fit in.If you really like harley for the machine,fine,but if you don't know a **** thing about a motorcycle but you want to wear the clothes or better yet-profess your undying love and admiration for the pinnacle of motorcycledom,then you need to grow up.she's falling off the back and you grab the brake??was that before or after the shirt statement?ha!My wife loves to ride (probably more than me),I love her to death,but thank god she wants to ride her own bike(roadie)

 

quote:Originally posted by starwarrior

[h2]she's falling off the back and you grab the brake??was that before or after the shirt statement?ha!


LMAO. I had a friend that was driving an old beat up pick-up truck cruising down SR41 in Venice, Florida. An old lady pulls out in front of him - he tells me (and I believe him) that he had what seemed like a few seconds in his mind to consider this: hit the brakes, blow the horn, and know that this old bitch could care less - or wait a second or two, then brake, hit the Caddy and get a new truck.
I bring this up, because I could picture Churchkey in his moment of triumph trying to decide - "hit the brake, she flies back on, hits me, and then I get to hear again tomorrow how much she wants that Harley shirt - OR - THROTTLE ON and sleep alone....wearing my Yamaha t-shirt."

 

"she wants me to buy her a Harley shirt so she can fit in with the group".

HAHAHAHAHAHA

That's the same mentality of most people around this part of the country!!!

 

****, I wear a HARLEY shirt while riding my Yamaha, just to piss all the Harley Boys OFF!!!! Ha! I was even thinking of getting a Harley (small) patch to put on my jacket! Ha!

 

****, I wear a HARLEY shirt while riding my Yamaha, just to piss all the Harley Boys OFF!!!! Ha! I was even thinking of getting a Harley (small) patch to put on my jacket! Ha!

 

****.. i still have h-d patches on my vest and jacket. dilligaf.
as a matter of fact when yamaha finllly puts out a large enough back patch i'm going to have it stitched right above my h-d patch. so there!!!![/emoticons/emotion-5.gif]
by the way church... did she at least put out????[/emoticons/emotion-2.gif]

 

i was going to put a yammi symble on the bac of my jacket, but since i am going to sturgis, i am not sure that would be such a good idea!

 

there was a ton of guys out there with the star symbol on their jackets last year. Star riders association etc. I even talked to one guy in a bar and asked him how many 1%ers he ran into and he said not many but he wasn't sure if the mob of star riders he saw were 1%ers or not. I didn't respond

 

correct me if i'm wrong redbull but weren't you planning on riding your YAMAHA there also? don't get too caught up in the harley mistique. most of those guys could care less about us.
BY THE WAY CHURCH, DID SHE AT LEAST PUT OUT?[/emoticons/emotion-2.gif]

 

JPWARRIOR wrote "BY THE WAY CHURCH, DID SHE AT LEAST PUT OUT?"

Theres more than one way to skin a cat :~)

Later,
Churchkey

 

Hey Church the next time your ol lady asks you for a harley shirt find the greasiest nastiest lookin harley guy that smells like a urinal exploded that happens to be wearin one and escort
her up to him and tell him that shed like to swap tee shirts with him
right then and there that should cure her of ever wantin another harley shirt

 

quote:Originally posted by crazyone777

Hey Church the next time your ol lady asks you for a harley shirt find the greasiest nastiest lookin harley guy that smells like a urinal exploded that happens to be wearin one and escort
her up to him and tell him that shed like to swap tee shirts with him
right then and there that should cure her of ever wantin another harley shirt


Ya know the hard cores are getting harder to find with all the DR's lawyers & ***** Chiefs posin as riders.

She was a date, my ol lady don't ride.

Later,
Churchkey

 

My brother-in-low (typo intentional) rides a heritage softail and snears everytime I talk about my bike. I think I'll go buy a couple of harley apparel items and start wearing them. If he asks I can always say I love the clothes, the bikes..... that's another story.

 

When ever I tell someone new that I have a road bike, the first words out of their mouths is, 'Is it a Harley'. Boy did HD do a great marketing job. Even though I get sick and tired of hearing this, I just keep my mouth shut. Twice the bike, half the price, but most wouldn't understand.

DNACK

 

quote:Originally posted by WarriorDog

My brother-in-low (typo intentional) rides a heritage softail and snears everytime I talk about my bike. I think I'll go buy a couple of harley apparel items and start wearing them. If he asks I can always say I love the clothes, the bikes..... that's another story.


Buy the clothes, wear them and let him know that just because you prefer to ride a superior bike doesn't mean you don't want to shop in the trendy harley boutiques and wear trendy fashions like the rest of the yuppies [/emoticons/emotion-2.gif]

 

Church do you ever feel like your the LIGHT house in a sea of morons?? cause that B I C H sure proves it, Hey she can have my shirt
HD logo with the saying...

If the had as many engineers as Lawyers
They would build a better Bike

Gotta love it

GP1700

 

if HD made airplanes, would you fly in them?

 

LETS SEE... I AM 32, AND HAVE YET TO FLY (IN A PLANE) WITH HD AS A MFG NO FREAKING WAY