Princess said:
LMAO! That's funny....and so true....but what's a Scouser ?
Scousers tend to be of the burglar persuasion, and often steal car radios. All scousers support either Liverpool or Everton and would happily rape and murder a family of supporters of the enemy team.
Princess Diana, after being the first famous person to openly hold and touch people with
AIDS, said "I'm not touching one of those dirty scouse scum." (Well I guess she deserved to die then) Mother Teresa's words in the same situation can never be repeated. (And her)
The Tell Tale Signs
Once infected, the person's taste in hairstyle,
clothes,
IQ and voice is severely diminished leaving him with the tell-tale unkempt
afro,
afro-moustache, silly voice, violent nature, constant saying of the word "eh?" and can of
Special Brew super strength
lager. Despite this affliction scousers are known as well balanced individuals which is demonstrated by the fact that they have a chip on both shoulders. This is also confirmed by the paranoid attitude which exhibits itself in a victim culture attitude that someone or everyone is against them. Indeed the mere offer of a job to a scouser will result in a tirade about the capitalist taking advantage of them by expecting them to work after 3 generatuions of their family have successfully managed to avoid any semblance of work. Typically a scouser will vote Labour if a donkey stood as candidate in the sure beleif that their giros will be certain to keep arriving as the labour party see the whole of Merseyside as supporter heaven.
Learn Scouse Fast
If you can't beat the Scouse, join the Scouse! Here's all you need to know!
[*]sly/arlarse/tight = unfair---
[*]munney = cash---
[*]munneyshitter = cash machine---
[*]bender = homosexual---
[*]nicked/grafted = stolen---
[*]Bezzie = best friend/mate---
[*]class = marvelous---
[*]Crimbo = Christmas---
[*]Ciggie = a cigarette---
[*]*** = defective---
[*]fuckin wool = person from
Saint Helens
[*]Footy = Football---
[*]les/*** = ***---
[*]scum/pigs/bisie/rozzers/titheads = police---
[*]gorra = got---
[*]gorroff(as in "I gorroff with her")= got some
[*]smashed/pissed/bevvied/rat-arsed = drunk---
[*]butt = headbutt---
[*]bifter = cigarette---
[*]lecky = electric---
[*]sexy ho = Your mum---
[*]quid = pound---
[*]alass = out of order---
[*]ozzy = hospital---
[*]offy = store that sells primarily alcohol
[*]asif = overtime---
[*]Queen = term of endearment for women---
[*]*** = homosexual---
[*]flid/dumfuk = stupid---
[*]retarded mong = stupid---
[*]*** 'edd = stupid---
[*]Spaced out/blitz/stoned/monged = on drugs---
[*]Shite = see ***.
[*]blade = a special, sharp, pointy friend---
[*]ah clurrgh = Our Claire
[*]smackhed = you---
[*]fukin ell shu up = good God, SHUT UP!
[*]speccy **** = individual with glasses
[*]de sun = toilet paper
[*]yerwah? = What was that?
[*]Goff!! = Individual
[*]Propa' Hellshot = Good shot old chap
[*]Anno Lad = I am aware
[*]Iz rite lad = I agree
[*]the scum = Manchester United/the sun newspaper
[*]Ckkalm dowwwn Ckkalm dowwwn = calm down chap your manner is beginning to become out of hand.
[*]Me Ma'll deck ya = (If you persist in this) my mother will hit you [/list]