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An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices something strange about the wellies that the Irish guy's wearing.

She says to him: "Scuse me mate, I ain't bein fannny or naffink, But why doz one of your wellies ave an L on it, and the uva one's got an R on it?"
So, the Irish guy smiles, puts down his pint of Guinness and replies: "Well, oim a little bit tick you see. The one with the R is for me roight foot and the one with the L is for me left foot."

"Cor, blimey!" exclaims the Essex girl, "So THAT'S why me knickers 'ave got C&A on them."
 

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The wife asked me to make love to her 'like they do in the movies..'


So I did her up the wrong'un and splashed on her norks.


By the look on her face I'd say we watch very different movies.
 

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Gibbsy said:
The wife asked me to make love to her 'like they do in the movies..'


So I did her up the wrong'un and splashed on her norks.


By the look on her face I'd say we watch very different movies.

Now that's funny!
 

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Gibbsy said:
The wife asked me to make love to her 'like they do in the movies..'


So I did her up the wrong'un and splashed on her norks.


By the look on her face I'd say we watch very different movies.

Dude, you aren't right...


But that is just hilarious!
 

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Ok, GIBBSY, that was funny...


as for the ESSEX girl...


I have NO CLUE what just happened. Didnt make a bit of sense to this hick. lol
 

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Gibbsy said:
The wife asked me to make love to her 'like they do in the movies..'


So I did her up the wrong'un and splashed on her norks.


By the look on her face I'd say we watch very different movies.

ROFLMAO
 

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Two women on their way back from a night out, stop in a graveyard for a pee. One wipes with her knickers, and the other uses a wreath.

Their two husbands were in the pub the next day. One says, “I’d better watch my wife”. She came home last night with no knickers on”. The other husband says, “that’s fu-k all, mine had a card wedged in her *** saying, We’ll never forget you. “From all the boys at the fire station.
 
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