You could always sell her bike since
she is the one that got knocked up, right? There is no DOT approved baby seats for bikes anyway! You can leave her to women things likes babies and cooking brownies. Note: Babies can not have any brownies
Or you could sell that other bike you have in the garage. What good is that thing if you can not keep up with a Warrior on that thing. It can't be any fun riding at WarriorFest looking in the mirror wondering what happen to the pack of wild beast that were following you.Plus, the look on people's face when you do a wheelie on a Warrior is priceless. Heck, the look on people's faces when you pass all them "fast" sport bikes on the dragon with a "CRUISER" is priceless.
Plus at your age, you should not be riding a kids bike
Like Garnerwarrior hinted, must be time for you to join Shaq over inHOG heaven. But I think you could be faster than him pedeling a Schwinn orHuffy or even this