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Kid goes to the pet store with his dad to get his first pet, a parakeet. After picking one out the clerk tells him once a week he has to file the parakeet's beak and that this is extremely important. Everything goes fine for the first week until after the week is up, boy comes to his father crying with a dead bird in his hand. Father asks did you carefully file his beak as the store showed us? Kid says yes. Dad says then what happened? Boy replies I don't know (crying harder now) he was dead when I took him out of the vice!

My dad told me this when I was about 8 I think...
 

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I know! It makes me wonder if the newer members stop to think about it: if we can squeeze a little fun out of a book, imagine what we HAVE squeezed out of a few days riding squiggly roads!
 

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