[mongo77]

Now then boys, Mongo is in need of help, just fitted punisher bars to wozza today, look the dogs danglies and feel real good, but when i'd finished fittin them and went to fire the bike up, the speedo swept fullscale and stayed there, where it normally sweeps fullscale then bounces back to 0, it is now stuck on 140mph+, and strabgely all other functions on the speedo display work fine! What the feck have I done, and how do I rectumfy it!


HELP!!!!!!

 

[independent_lemming]

Did the plastic number scale decal under the speed-o arm bubble up on you or become dislodged?

 

[dude143a]

Mongo, it seems your notthe only one with this issue.


Possible solutions

 

[nmbillr]

Now then boys, Mongo is in need of help, just fitted punisher bars to wozza today, look the dogs danglies and feel real good, but when i'd finished fittin them and went to fire the bike up, the speedo swept fullscale and stayed there, where it normally sweeps fullscale then bounces back to 0, it is now stuck on 140mph+, and strabgely all other functions on the speedo display work fine! What the feck have I done, and how do I rectumfy it!


HELP!!!!!!

If notthing else, Take a pic and post it up as the 140mph club!

 

[Warrior_uk]

Try unbolting it, and then replacing it. You may have moved it on it's fixing when changing the bars.

 

[Gibbsy]

Ah ha. Rookie Norvern Error. You've got your flange caught in your whippet. Weather probably doesn't help either. You monkeys think a light drizzle is farking summer....


Take off the flat cap and put down the pipe, stop putting " t followed by a nod oft'head" in front of anthing that should have "the" infront of it, re-start doing an 'I'm a Cockernee Wanker' jig and all will be well.


It's a known fact Wozza's fucking hate the 'dales

 

[irichards]

It's a known fact Wozza's fucking hate the 'dales

Better do this like some slick fast talking soverner


Twonorvernersandanoldwozzawerewalkingthrought'woodsint'dales.Allofasuddenoneoft'norvernersranupahilltot'mouthofasmallcave."Wooooo!Wooooo!Wooooo!"he calledintot'caveandlistenedcloselyuntilheheardananswering"Wooooo!Wooooo!Woooooo!"Hethentoreoffhisclothesandranintot'cave. T'oldwozzawaspuzzledandaskedt'remainingnorvernerwhatitwasallabout."Wast'othernorvernercrazyorsomeint?" T'norvernerreplied"Noitisourcustomduringmatingseasonwhennorvernmenseeacavetheyholler'Wooooo!Wooooo!Wooooo!'intot'opening. Iftheygetananswerbackitmeansthere'sabeautifulslagintherewaiting." Justthentheycameuponanothercave. Thesecondnorvernerranuptothecavestoppedand hollered"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediatelytherewastheanswer"Wooooo!Wooooo!Wooooo!"fromdeepinside. Healsotoreoffhisclothesandranintotheopening. T'wozza'sdadwanderedaroundint'woodsaloneforawhileandthenspiedathirdlargecave. Ashelookedinamazementat t'sizoft'hugeopeninghewasthinking"Hooman!Lookatt'sizeofthiscave! ItsbiggerthanthosetheIndiansfound. Theremustbesomereallybigfinewomeninthiscave!" Hestoodinfrontoft'openingandholleredwithallhismight"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Liket'othershethenheardanansweringcall"WOOOOOOOOO!WOOOOOOOOO!WOOOOOOOOO!"Withagleaminhiseyeandasmileonhisfaceheracedintot'cavetearingoffhisclothesasheran. Thefollowingdayt'headlineoft'localnewspaperread"nakedoldwozzarunoverbytrain!"


.....and that is why Wozza's don't like t'dales